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chuck norris jokes

Tue Apr 21, 2009, 8:03 PM
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

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=MMan222 Aug 15, 2009, 12:57:51 AM
Thanks for the :iconplusfav:
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~Sinrod-9731 Jun 20, 2009, 5:11:00 PM
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watch it, foo^_^*

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~Sinrod-9731 Jun 2, 2009, 6:43:27 PM
Hey, snob!

Did ya git dun with mu faction yet!?!?

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~Sinrod-9731 Apr 24, 2009, 1:09:19 PM
Check it O-U-T!!!

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~saiyan-kai Apr 21, 2009, 7:47:59 PM
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time

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~saiyan-kai Apr 2, 2009, 4:05:59 PM

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~saiyan-kai Apr 2, 2009, 4:16:48 PM
[link]

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~Sinrod-9731 Mar 28, 2009, 4:36:49 PM
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AWESOMENESS.

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=Oktanas Mar 8, 2009, 11:03:48 PM
thank you for the :+fav:

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~saiyan-kai Mar 10, 2009, 5:08:41 PM
your welcome because your work deservs it.

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